Over the last few weeks the following incidents have occurred:
Boobies- the conversation with Syd went like this
S- Why can't I wear a tank top to school?
Me- Because it is against the rules (they have a uniform/dress code)
S-Why?
Me-(pausing-then I decide to go with the truth)You know how somtimes when older girls wear tank tops you can see their boobies?
S-Yeah
Me-Well it distracts the boys because they like to look at boobies
S-(eyes huge with disbelief) boys like to look at boobies?
Me-Yup-ask your Dad
S-(embarrassed) NO! I can't
Me- Honey do boys like to look at boobies?
johnny- Sure do
Syd-does Daddy like to look at your boobies?
Me- (again I decide to with the truth) he is moe of a bum man
S-oh
Self-Centered?
I love that my kids are confident-with that said Cash has gotten slightly out of hand-
Incident#1 Johnny is saying I love you to Cash who keeps resonding back with I love me
Incident #2 Background: in spite of recent events we are BYU fans through and through and have taught Syd and Cash to say "Go BYU" well in the true spirit of Cash he chants "BY-ME BY-ME and ifyou try to correct him and say no its BYU he just looks at you with that how can you be so clueless face and points to his chest and declares, "No BY Me"
Random Prayers
So the other night when Syd was saying her prayers she branched out from her typical standard prayer announcing to me when she was finished "I added some new stuff" so the next night her prayer went off on the following tangent
Please bless all those who are traveling that they will be safe (so far standard) in every city, in every country and on the planet(new material) even Colorado! then she launched into blessing all of the dancers on Dancing with the Stars (so glad to see Michael Bolton go)that they would dance with their hearts!
2 comments:
My granddaughter has made my day--laughed so hard about the dialogue regarding tank tops! And she's only 5!!!!
This was the best post ever!! I am still smiling thinking about all the funny things kids do and say. Such precious moments, thanks for sharing!
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